Virtual & Remote Services

UPDATE, May 2021: Thank you to those who indulged me during the plague. Leaving this up as an option to those for whom an in-person session with me isn’t imminently feasible, but I’m ecstatic to announce that I will be resuming in-person sessions in July 2021 [and am fully vaccinated]!

Stuck in self-isolation and hankering for some brainy banter?…Or abject abuse? Missing this mercenary muscled maiden? Vying for violence from a vivacious, voluptuous vessel? Alliterative etc. ad infinitum?

I don’t blame you. [By the way, my Sessions page is still viewable for hopeful future new victims wanting to make—or plan for, or fantasize about—post-pandemic bookings. Click here to scope it out.]

While my preference is always in-person sessions—the better to banter, batter and bruise you, my dear—in light of present global circumstances, I’ve created a menu of adjusted offerings to tide us over until we’re able to crawl back out of our isolation pods and start anew:

à la carte

Phone Call
$50 for up to 15 minutes, then $2/minute after that
Call durations pre-determined and pre-paid for; no renegotiation during the call.

Custom Photoset
$50 for 1; $100 for 3; $200 for 10: SFW/foot fetish/selfies
$75 for 1; $150 for 3; $300 for 10: unique fetishes/anonymous NSFW
NSFW photos where I’m identifiable only available to select clients.

Snail Mail
$20 minimum gets you a handwritten letter, ‘cause those are fun.

Custom Videos
Variable Pricing. Got a specific fetish that’s tricky to find online? Want some eye-candy shot from my scenic self-quarantine spot? Want to be a fly on the wall of one of my workouts? Want some fight tips in hopes that you’ll be slightly less pathetic when we next face-off in person?

prix fixe

Virtual Packages
Different doses of me to suit a variety of schedules, proclivities, and budgets*

Apéritif: $75/week, $250/month
each week: 3 private photos, 2 personal emails, 10 minutes on the phone

Amuse-Bouche: $100/week, $350/month
each week: 5 private photos, 3 personal emails, 20 minutes

Entrée: $200/week, $700/month
each week: 1 private video, 7 private photos, 5 personal emails, 45 minutes
each month: 1 longer video message or custom content, extra 20 phone minutes

Plat Principal: $2000/month [no weekly option]
Limited availability! Be my main course [Currently unavailable.]

*Reasonable substitutions and alternatives will be considered.
Whining, or attempted low-balling, will not.

cadeaux

Tributes
Monetary perquisites are always welcome, and can be sent via the button on the bottom/sidebar of this page [which uses Stripe secure payment system].

Gifts
I have a wishlist, though it ain’t on Amazon. If you’d like to indulge me in something material, please first check with me via email for my sizing and an up-to-date assignation of the gifts that’ll brighten up my quarantine queendom.

Here’s a partial list of things I’ve got my eye on [in general: I’m not into “fast fashion” and would rather own fewer items but feel confident that each of those items is well-made via ethical and sustainable means—it’ll also please me if you’re supporting small independent businesses, which may be suffering during this time, on my behalf]: